Here is just one more reason to tune in and become a regular to the SocietySpy socially smart, sly, sharp and savvy, and dare I say, at times stinging (no, not you!). For you are a gentle creature, a delicate flower, ever so thoughtful and considerate, you'd never forget a birthday or other gift requiring occasion. Besides, when it's your turn, you'd want to be remembered, no?. not that it is the reason we give presents, is it now. In the spirit of public service and assurance of future reciprocity from the recipients, jot down a few of these March B-Days : March 1 Karan Johnson March 3 Cynthia Murray March 4 Mike Moore March 14 Jay Swanson March 15 Bethany Spurrier March 16 Connie Cooke March 24 Jeanette Ramming March 27 Grant Cook March 28 Cornell Williams Happy Birthday Darlings! (P.S. not that I am expecting anything, but my B-Day is August 2nd) Should you get invited to some of these birthday parties, or any other parties for that matter, why not come across as a fun and amusing guest. Charm the other guests with your wit and humor. After all, you can only say, "dahling! you look mahvelous" so many times. Thus in continual spirit of public service SocietySpy.com strives to provide, here are but a few engaging little lines you may borrow. We are giving the due to those who actually thought them up, but, I bet if you took the credit, no one would suspect they were not the result of your own perspicacity. Try these: "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde. Dolly Parton "You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy" Erica Jong "I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog" Wendy Liebman "When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country" Elaine Boosler "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman" Maryon Pearson "I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch" Gilda Radner "I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog, which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. Marie Corelli "Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths" Baroness Edith Summerskill
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